Welcome to Monday Mayhem.
This week's meme is called "What are you thinking"?
For each scenario, give your interpretation of what the person may have been thinking.
1. The person with 40 items in the 12 items or less line.
, "I am so so busy. I just know that I am the busiest person in the whole entire world. Not only that I am most special in everything that I do. I know that the 12 item rule does not apply to me. Who would deny my the fast lane? Silly me. No one would!"
2. The driver who is smoking and talking on a cell phone while driving.
" Look at me I am multi-talented. I can talk, smoke, and drive all at the same time. I don't need to flick my ash or even put the cigarette out while I drive because I will just throw it out the window. I don't need my hands to be free to hang onto the steering wheel because I am that most talented person. I can steer with my knee."
3. The father with 8 children and a TV show who cheats on his wife...over and over again...
"I have heard the phrase sex addiction. I am not a sex addict. I am a cheating addict. "
4. Facebook and their security features.
"If security is necessary, we have enough features to make even the most paranoid person feel secure."
5. Heidi Montag
"I love myself. And it shows."
6. People who attempt to sell Viagra via spam comments.
"To quote P.T. Barnum, "There is a sucker born every minute."
7. Those wonderful shoppers who catch up on their phone calls while shopping.
"Why are all these people looking at me?" I am speaking as quietly as I can. If they don't want to know about Jasen's problem they should not listen in on a private conversation."
8.People who find themselves on the People of Walmart website.
"Darn I look good ....today"
10. People with multiple-multiple piercings.
" I think I have problem. I wonder if there is a 12 step program for people like me."
11. Blog Stalkers
"I am such a chicken. I should really take my talent out into the real world and do this for a living." "I could teach a class."
12. In-laws who are controlling or bossie.
"She just doesn't understand my son. She doesn't know that he needs to have his tidy whiteys ironed. If she didn't work outside the home she would have time. She is not the one for him. I will have to see what I can do to get him to change his mind about her." I am such a good mom"
13. People who use or wear items and then attempt to return them.
"Oh my!" "What will I do now?" "I knew grape juice left a stain. How can I return this now?" " I should never have agreed to hold that baby." "Maybe if I dye the entire gown purple they will never know that It has been worn.' "Yep that's what I will do. And if they question it I will make such a scene that they will pay me just to get me out of the store." "I'm so clever."
14. You share one with us :)